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When we think of “knock-knock” jokes, many of us are immediately transported to our childhoods, recalling moments of innocent banter and giggles. But who says that the iconic “knock-knock” preamble belongs solely in the realm of playgrounds and kiddie parties? As adults, we too crave moments of light-heartedness amidst the demands and stresses of our daily lives. Knock-knock jokes for adults serve as a perfect bridge between the nostalgia of our yesteryears and the mature, yet playful, sense of humor we’ve cultivated over time.
Crafting a knock-knock joke that resonates with grown-ups requires a delicate balance. It’s about interweaving the simplicity of the format with witty, clever punchlines that nod to our adult experiences, be it in love, work, or even the absurdities of modern life. These aren’t just jokes; they are miniature stories, riddles, and observations, wrapped up in a familiar and engaging format.
As you dive into this collection of knock-knock jokes tailored for the adult audience, be prepared for a blend of sarcasm, puns, and a touch of risqué humor. They are perfect for breaking the ice at a gathering, lightening up a tense moment, or just sharing a laugh over a glass of wine. Because remember, age might bring wisdom, but it should never dampen our spirit for a good, hearty laugh. So, knock-knock, dear reader. Who’s there? A world of adult humor, just waiting to be unleashed.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the wine for our dinner tonight. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wine.
Wine who?
Wine not join me for a glass? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “moo”! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be wrapped up in a big warm blanket right now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry! It’s just me. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot the punchline. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink after today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pirate wh–?
Arrrrr! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes moo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see my favorite movie! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you’re not a banana? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta sauce, I’m starving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, I’m a romantic! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your chocolate! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m coming in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
UFO.
UFO who?
UFO got my pizza! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, barging in like that? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wifi.
Wifi who?
Wifi can’t we be friends? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath, I found your missing keys! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yawn.
Yawn who?
Yawn the one who’s bored, not me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoology.
Zoology who?
Zoology thing keeping me from my nap is this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alimony.
Alimony who?
Alimony and you won’t get a cent! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to see you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Veal.
Veal who?
Veal meet again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vinyl.
Vinyl who?
Vinyl-ly found the one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otter.
Otter who?
Otter you know, it’s a surprise! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do this all day? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher the gold! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not forget my birthday this year! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin the roof! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to join me for dinner? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel in love with you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tax.
Tax who?
Tax you later! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal’s your day going? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yale.
Yale who - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yale.
Yale who?
Yale’d when you saw the spider, didn’t you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how much I missed you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anne.
Anne who?
Anne other joke for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Genie.
Genie who?
Genie-ous you are, for opening the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open any faster? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I’m scared! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben trying to call you all day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s “to whom”, actually! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin much, just chillin’! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question, get a silly answer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you feeling today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out tonight? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open the door, it’s raining! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce dance the night away! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-per glad to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you’re talking to? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on your door last time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I might let you in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haiku.
Haiku who?
I write poems,
Knock on doors,
Haiku like that? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hurry up or you’ll be late! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and fetch me a drink! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I forgot my joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here, give me a second to catch my breath! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry nice to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haywood.
Haywood who?
Haywood you help me with my bags? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to grab some dinner? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren you about these bad jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m not in the mood! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s broken! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe mama! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the garden hose, I’m thirsty! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul me maybe? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, and I’ll tell you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess you and me tonight! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle not working? That’s why I knocked! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill you let me in already? It’s freezing
