100+ Best Dad Jokes Collection

Dad jokes, a beloved form of humor recognized universally, are short, witty remarks or puns that are intentionally cheesy and often predictable. Characterized by their groan-worthy punchlines and the amused eye-rolls they elicit, dad jokes have been delivered by fathers to their children for generations, fostering moments of light-hearted bonding. While the name suggests they’re exclusive to dads, their appeal is broad, transcending age, culture, and background. They capture a unique blend of simplicity and innocent humor, often making them perfect icebreakers. Over the years, the dad joke has evolved from being a familial jest to a cultural phenomenon. Shared on social media, showcased in memes, and even celebrated with dedicated days, they are more than just jokes; they represent a form of nostalgia, a return to a time when humor was uncomplicated and pure. Whether used to defuse an awkward situation, bridge a generational gap, or simply bring about a chuckle, dad jokes, in all their corny glory, remain a testament to humor’s power to connect us in the simplest of ways.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “Impasta”.
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
8. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
18. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
21. What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper.
22. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
23. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
24. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
26. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
27. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop giving me a byte.
28. Why was the computer cold? It had an open window!
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
30. I told a joke about the ocean, but it was a bit too deep.
31. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
32. How do you make a vampire blush? Give it a blood orange.
33. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants!
34. Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To work on his tan lines!
35. I told my son I’m good at sleeping because I can do it with my eyes closed.
36. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
37. Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? He was outstanding in his field!
38. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
39. What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
40. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
41. I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
42. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
43. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They might crack up!
44. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants.
45. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke up.
46. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip-pop.
49. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
50. Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
51. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
52. I wanted to be an astronaut, but I needed more space.
53. My dog is great at math. When I ask what’s two minus two, he says nothing.
54. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
55. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
56. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
57. What do you call a bear stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
58. I told my wife I felt like a deck of cards, and she said I should be dealt with.
59. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
60. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
61. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
62. How do you catch a squirrel? Act like a nut!
63. Why did the math book look sad? Because of all its problems.
64. I’d tell a joke about a ceiling, but it might go over your head.
65. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
66. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
67. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
68. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
69. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
70. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
71. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”.
72. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
73. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
74. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
75. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
76. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
77. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was fine, he woke up.
78. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
79. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
80. I told my computer I needed a break, and it said “byte me”.
81. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
82. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
83. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
84. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
85. My wife told me I should go to the gym because I’ve been pushing my luck too much.
86. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
87. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
88. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
89. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
90. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop giving me a byte.
91. Why was the computer cold? It had an open window!
92. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
93. I told a joke about the ocean, but it was a bit too deep.
94. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
95. How do you make a vampire blush? Give it a blood orange.
96. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants!
97. Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To work on his tan lines!
98. I told my son I’m good at sleeping because I can do it with my eyes closed.
99. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
100. Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? He was outstanding in his field!