100+ Dentist Jokes

“Laughter, they say, is the best medicine. But have you ever wondered what keeps our tooth doctors chuckling in between appointments? While you’ve been busy dreading your next dental visit, we’ve compiled a collection to make that visit a little lighter. Dive into our treasure trove of dentist jokes that are bound to make even the most serious of dental professionals crack a grin. Whether you’re a dentist, a patient, or just someone with an appreciation for a good play on words, these dental jokes are sure to bring a sparkling smile to your face!

1. Why did the dentist bring a string to the bar? To floss after eating the nuts!
2. What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity? A black hole.
3. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? Fill me in when you get back!
4. Why did the dentist go to school? To get a little filling.
5. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
6. What’s a dentist’s favorite hymn? Crown Him with Many Crowns.
7. Why did the dentist go to art school? To learn toothbrush strokes!
8. Why was the computer cold at the dentist’s office? It had a byte.
9. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself.
10. What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty!
11. What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
12. Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.
13. What did one molar say to the other? We grind together.
14. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked.
15. Why was the belt arrested at the dentist’s office? For holding up a pair of pants.
16. What does a dentist give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A bouquet of fluoroses.
17. What did the tooth say to the dentist? I’m in a lot of pain, I can’t handle the tooth anymore!
18. Why did the tablet go to the dentist? It had Bluetooth.
19. What do you call a dentist’s advice? His flossophy.
20. Why do dentists seem calm? They know the drill.
21. What keeps a dentist away? Brushing and flossing every day!
22. Why did the tomato go to the dentist? It had toothpaste.
23. What do you call a dentist’s X-ray? Tooth pics!
24. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.
25. Why did the smartphone visit the dentist? It lost its Bluetooth connection.
26. What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t byte.
27. Why did the dentist sleep? To rest his fillings.
28. What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
29. Why did the math book go to the dentist? Because it had too many problems.
30. Why did the cookie go to the dentist? Because it had a crummy tooth.
31. Why was the dentist in jail? For incisor trading.
32. Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist? He had a gum ache.
33. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics!
34. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
35. Why did the scarecrow become a dentist? He was outstanding in his field.
36. Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they’re so filling!
37. Why was the dentist always calm? Because he had a lot of patients!
38. How do you know if a dentist has been to a party? They always leave an impression.
39. Why was the broom late for the dentist appointment? It overswept!
40. What did the judge say to the dentist? “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?”
41. Why was the mummy seeing a dentist? Because he had a tombache!
42. How does the dentist greet his patients? “Hello, molar!”
43. Why did the dentist and manicurist argue? Because they always fought tooth and nail!
44. What did the tooth tell the dentist? “I’ve got the filling you’ve been looking for.”
45. How does the moon schedule its dentist appointments? During the tooth-thirty eclipse!
46. Why did the dentist wear a neck brace? He had a stiff neck from looking down all day!
47. What did the vampire say after the dentist appointment? “Fangs very much!”
48. Why did the snowman go to the dentist? To fix his frostbite.
49. Why did the dentist go to the bank? To check his balance after the tooth fairy’s deposit.
50. What did the bee say to the dentist? “I have a bit of a buzz in my teeth!”
51. What’s a dentist’s favorite musical instrument? The tuba toothpaste!
52. Why did the donut see a dentist? It needed a filling for its hole.
53. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear!
54. Why do dentists love baseball? Because of the flossed ball!
55. Why did the detective go to the dentist? To get to the root of the problem.
56. What did the sign in the dentist’s office say? “Brace Yourself!”
57. Why was the toothbrush sad? Because it felt overbrushed and underappreciated!
58. Why did the dentist bring a broom? To sweep away the plaque.
59. What does a dentist do during an earthquake? He braces himself.
60. What’s a dentist’s favorite place to vacation? The Floss Islands.
61. Why did the dentist bring a candle? In case of a power floss.
62. How does a dentist examine a leopard? Very carefully!
63. What does an orthodontist do during a sprint race? They straighten up and brace themselves.
64. Why did the dentist’s wife get mad? He had too many fillings.
65. What do you call a tooth who likes to party? A molar roller!
66. Why do dentists love the circus? Because of all the floss and jaws.
67. How do dentists greet each other in Germany? “Guten bite!”
68. What’s a dentist’s favorite movie? Plaque to the Future!
69. Why did the toothbrush visit the dentist? It felt it was being overused.
70. What’s a dentist’s favorite dance? The floss.
71. Why did the can of soda go to the dentist? It lost its pop.
72. Why did the dentist get a medal? For outstanding fillings.
73. What’s the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankees fan? One roots for the teeth, and the other roots for the Yanks.
74. Why did the corn go to the dentist? To get its kernel out.
75. What did the dentist say to the ice? You crack me up!
76. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
77. Why did the T-rex hate going to the dentist? Because he had a massive toothache!
78. What’s a dentist’s favorite carnival game? Whack-a-molar!
79. Why did the dentist and the tree disagree? Over the root issue.
80. Why don’t secrets last in a dental office? Too many loose lips!
81. How do dentists tie their shoes? With tooth knots!
82. Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knows the drill!
83. What did the tooth fairy say to the dentist? “Thanks for the business, but could you start leaving the bigger teeth for me? My coin purse is getting heavy!”
84. “You’re crown-derful!”
85. Why do dentists always seem so wise? They have a lot of fill-osophy!
86. Why was the dentist always happy at work? He found his job filling!
87. What do you call a bear with teeth but no bite? Toothless.
88. Why did the dentist keep his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash for his fillings!
89. How did the dentist comfort her patient? “Everything will be alright, bite by bite.”
90. What’s a dentist’s favorite type of tree? A toothpick.
91. Why did the dentist bring shades to the office? Because he had too many bright smiles!
92. Why don’t dentists go to the beach? Because they can’t help bringing their work home with them.
93. What do you call a dentist’s photograph? A toothy selfie!
94. What did the toothpaste say to the tooth? “I’ve got you covered!”
95. How do you know you’re chatting with an extrovert dentist? They look at your shoes when they talk to you instead of their own.
96. Why was the dentist sad? Because she was feeling down in the mouth.
97. Why did the dentist take up gardening? She wanted to work on her roots.
98. What’s the dentist’s favorite game in the Olympics? The plaque lift.
99. How do dentists communicate with each other? Via Bluetooth!
100. What do dentists give out during Halloween? Floss candy!