#1 Nope, not what you may think bro. . . your romantic ambitions will be crushed.
#2 She keeps asking the universe and her friendzone is full of these guys.

#3 Wakeup. . . this is a test, did you pass?
#4 Not all girls play games, but when she does, she wins.
#5 What she’s obsessing about is a a never-ending cycle of it: douchebags. It’s called the Law Of Attraction.
#6 Apparently she’s not only picky, she’s complicated and wants a guy who’s the silent type and a challenge. . . How does she meet him? She doesn’t..