Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

From the delightful giggles at preschools to the hearty laughs at family gatherings, knock-knock jokes have been echoing throughout our homes and playgrounds for generations. There’s a simple charm in the rhythmic ‘knock, knock’ that sparks curiosity, followed by the playful punchline that never fails to extract a chuckle. Whether you’re looking for a way to bond with your little ones or just want to make them burst into fits of laughter, our collection of knock-knock jokes for kids is the perfect antidote to any gloomy day. Get ready to unlock doors of fun and laughter!

1. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Boo.
   Boo who?
   Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cow says.
   Cow says who?
   No silly, a cow says moooo!
4. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Olive.
   Olive who?
   Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Harry.
   Harry who?
   Harry up and answer the door!
6. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Atch.
   Atch who?
   Bless you!
7. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Banana.
   Banana who?
   Banana split so I came over!
8. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Orange.
   Orange who?
   Orange you going to let me in?
9. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Dishes.
   Dishes who?
   Dishes the police, open up!
10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream every time I watch a sad movie!
11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woo.
    Woo who?
    Woo-hoo! It’s the weekend!
12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    Butter open up, or I’ll tell another joke!
13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Leaf.
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone, I’m reading!
14. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mustache.
    Mustache who?
    Mustache you a question but I’ll shave it for later!
15. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Forget it, it’s pointless!
16. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No, you’re a poo!
17. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow’s go.
    Cow’s go who?
    No, cows go moo!
18. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you so much!
19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
20. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to be wrapped up in a big warm blanket?
21. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    Butter let me in, it’s freezing out here!
22. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
23. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Turnip.
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the volume, I love this song!
24. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Stopwatch.
    Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatch you’re doing and answer the door!
25. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get me some juice!
26. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel… that’s why I knocked!
27. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you waiting for? It’s a great day outside!
28. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owl.
    Owl who?
    Owl see you later!
29. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you!
30. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mikey.
    Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
31. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
32. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pasta.
    Pasta who?
    Pasta sauce, I’m hungry!
33. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce tell you another joke!
34. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    To.
    To who?
    To whom!
35. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut!
36. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for dinner!
37. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the peephole and see!
38. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin you! Hand over your chocolates!
39. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?
40. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
41. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sam.
    Sam who?
    Sam person who knocked on your door last time!
42. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business!
43. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Henrietta.
    Henrietta who?
    Henrietta worm on the way to the fishing hole!
44. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up and catch that chicken!
45. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    June.
    June who?
    June know how much I missed you?
46. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Beets.
    Beets who?
    Beets me, I forgot the joke!
47. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ears.
    Ears who?
    Ears another knock-knock joke for you!
48. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce see your smile!
49. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Merry.
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas!
50. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
51. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A herd.
    A herd who?
    A herd you were home!
52. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to be wrapped up in a big warm blanket?
53. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police stop telling so many knock-knock jokes!
54. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
55. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use. I forgot my joke!
56. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    Butter tell me a joke, I’m feeling down!
57. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No, cow says mooo!
58. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
59. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rita.
    Rita who?
    Rita book, they’re fun!
60. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lionel.
    Lionel who?
    Lionel bite you if you keep telling these jokes!
61. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moooo!
62. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy you think we’ll stop with these jokes?
63. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    Iva sore hand from knocking!
64. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Muffin.
    Muffin who?
    Muffin much, just wanted to say hi!
65. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle a little love right now.
66. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
67. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie thing you do, I can do better!
68. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juicy.
    Juicy who?
    Juicy that ghost behind you?!
69. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Al.
    Al who?
    Al give you one more knock-knock joke if you want!
70. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in here?
71. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ada.
    Ada who?
    Ada burger for lunch!
72. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Max.
    Max who?
    Max wants to come in and warm up, it’s chilly outside!
73. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Never mind, it’s pointless!
74. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer the door!
75. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No, cow says mooo!
76. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to keep doing this?
77. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Atch.
    Atch who?
    I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold!
78. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
79. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Haven.
    Haven who?
    Haven you heard enough of these jokes yet?
80. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan idea for a new joke!
81. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to be wrapped up in a hug?
82. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    Butter let me in, it’s getting cold out here!
83. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken I come in, please?
84. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the peephole and find out!
85. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bee.
    Bee who?
    Bee kind and let me in!
86. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    Cash me if you can!
87. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
88. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream soda.
    Ice cream soda who?
    Ice cream soda people can hear me!
89. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hal.
    Hal who?
    Hal you doing today?
90. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken you believe how many of these we’ve done?
91. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amanda.
    Amanda who?
    Amanda fix the doorbell!
92. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Zeke.
    Zeke who?
    Zeke and you shall find!
93. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive these jokes, don’t you?
94. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Theresa.
    Theresa who?
    Theresa green on the other side!
95. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce out, it’s too cold!
96. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mikey.
    Mikey who?
    Mikey got lost, can I come in?
97. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you know if the chicken crossed the road?
98. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just another joke!
99. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rue.
    Rue who?
    Rue the day you started telling knock-knock jokes!
100. Knock, knock.
     Who’s there?
     Ben.
     Ben who?
     Ben knocking on this door all day!